Many moons ago a despotic cat named Charlie decided that he wanted to be a book critic. It would fit so nicely with his existing roles as food critic, dog critic and owner critic. Thus The Bleaklisted Books was born and Charlie has never looked back. This first volume of The Bleaklisted Books sees Charlie review (pull to pieces) an array of literary masterpieces, including Ulysses, Charlotte´s Web and Anna Karenina. Book lovers - and even cat lovers - beware! This could be the stuff of nightmares... (Parental advisory: our cats cannot be relied upon to moderate their language. Sorry kids, this isn´t for you) 1. Language: English. Narrator: Saethon Williams. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/026713/bk_acx0_026713_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Audie Award Finalist, Thriller/Suspense, 2014 Upon the passing of her beloved grandmother, Melody Bennet receives startling instructions that she is to take the ashes of Grandmama Giselle to southern Louisiana. Melody must step far outside her comfort zone in the suburbs of North Carolina to fulfill this dying wish. She finds herself blindly navigating the exotic, sometimes hostile environs of New Orleans and Bear Bayou, and immersed in a subculture based on an ancient West African religion. At this unexpected crossroad, she discovers new cultures and beliefs - and new dangers - and awakens to a new way of seeing the world and her role in it. Melody learns that a different perspective can indeed change your perception of reality. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Dave Fennoy. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/cher/000072/bk_cher_000072_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Kien Lantec, you will bear witness to my followers in ToronSea. The last thing Kien Lantec expects on his first day of military leave is to receive marching orders from his Creator, the Infinite. Orders that don’t involve destroyer-racing or courting the love of his life, Ela. Adding to Kien’s frustration, his Infinite-ordained duties have little to do with his skills as a military judge-in-training. His mission? To warn the people of ToronSea against turning their backs on the Infinite to worship a new goddess. ´´Tell them I see they are beguiled. Tell them I seek their hearts. The wise will hear Me.´´ But why Kien? Isn’t this the role of a true prophet, such as Ela of Parne? Seeking answers, Kien visits Ela and finds her stricken by a devastating vision of her own. Her birthplace, Parne, has forsaken their Creator and will soon suffer judgment. Pulled in separate ways, each must seek to follow the Infinite’s leading . . . and hope He will reunite them again soon. ´´Child of dust, will you be My servant?´´ 1. Language: English. Narrator: Brooke Sanford Heldman. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/oasi/001170/bk_oasi_001170_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Akabe of Siphra, I have brought your enemies low and lifted you from the dirt. Against his wishes and desires, Akabe Garric has been chosen by his people to be king. A warrior at heart, he’d never dreamed of such a swift, unexpected rise to power. Determined to prove his worth to the citizens of Munra and honor his Creator, Akabe undertakes a monumental task: to rebuild the Infinite’s Holy House in Siphra. ´´Only this I ask: Restore My temple and let Me dwell again among the people.´´ Akabe soon discovers that the land he needs is held by the Thaenfalls, known Atea-worshipers who will give up their claim only if he marries into their line. Though he seeks direction from the Infinite, his pleas are met with silence. Frustrated, Akabe makes an impulsive decision, sweeping his nation into a lethal storm that threatens his plans for the temple. As questions of love and faith become tangled with lies, ancient feuds, and treacherous plots, can Akabe, his mysterious queen, and his trusted friends Ela and Kien Lantec find the Infinite’s path... or will they fail as so many others before? ´´Will your faith hold strong when I am silent? Child, can you be My king?´´PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Brooke Sanford Heldman. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/oasi/001264/bk_oasi_001264_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
How to sell a ton of books (even if you´re starting with no platform). If you´ve found this book I´m assuming you have or will soon have a book out on the market, and are exploring ways to turn it into a best-selling powerhouse that will slaughter the competition and pay for your retirement. The indie publishing world is thrilling because of the possible returns, and I hope you and your book do well. You´re probably searching for things like ´´book marketing´´ and ´´book promotion´´ so you can learn how to find an audience and convince it to buy your book. But almost everything you encounter will be wrong. That´s because marketing in general is dead. Advertising is dead. Selling and convincing people to buy: also dead. The new law of book sales is this: if you´re talking about your book, promoting your book, sharing your book - you´re screwing it all up. Don´t make ´´Old School´´ marketing mistakes that will sabotage your efforts! This book will help you to: Avoid the common mistakes that kill book sales Set up an author platform quickly that will triple your results Use Social Media (like an expert) without being annoying Advertise for maximum impact (at the lowest cost) Make powerful friends online who can move thousands of books Before you spend a lot of money on book marketing services or author publicity, make sure you´ve plugged all the holes in your sales funnel so you´re not throwing money away. If you´re looking for a ´´best seller campaign´´ but don´t have a big budget, this book will show you plenty of ways to improve sales without spending a dime. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Matt Stone. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/021836/bk_acx0_021836_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Do you want to sell more books and reach more readers? Do you want to discover how to build an author career for the long-term as well as spike your book sales right now? If you don´t know much about marketing, don´t worry. We all start with nothing. I´m Joanna Penn, and back in 2008, I had no book sales, no audience, no website, no social media, no podcast, no email list. No nothing. Now I´m a New York Times and USA Today best-selling author of thrillers and non-fiction. My books have sold over 500,000 copies in 83 countries, and I´m an award-winning creative entrepreneur and international speaker, making a multi-six-figure income with my writing. Learning how to market my books and my personal brand changed my life. Yes, you need to write an awesome book, but you also need to know how to get it in front of the right readers. How to Market a Book is for authors who want to sell more books, but it´s also for those writers who want to think like an entrepreneur and build a long-term income. It´s for traditionally published authors who want to take control of their future, and for self-published authors who want to jump-start a career. There are short-term tactics for those who want to boost immediate sales, but the focus of the book is more about instilling values and marketing principles that will help your long-term career as a writer. It´s also about going beyond just the book, because these methods can take you from being an author into making money from other products, professional speaking, and creating opportunities that you can´t even imagine yet. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Caroline Holroyd. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/091291/bk_acx0_091291_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
A continuation of The Jungle Book, these further adventures of Mowgli the man-cub and his animal companions are sure to delight listeners of all ages. Vibrant and crackling with intensity, these stories present Akela the wolf; Baloo the brown bear; Shere Khan, the boastful Bengal tiger who is Mowgli’s enemy; Kaa the python; Bagheera the black panther; and Rikki-tikki-tavi the mongoose, among others. Kipling vividly describes the jungle world and its peculiar animals, richly evoking an Edenic environment. As Mowgli learns the Law of the Jungle among the animals, he matures into self-sufficiency and wisdom. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Ralph Cosham. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/blak/004665/bk_blak_004665_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The Forbidden Fruit. Come on. Bite it. You know you want to. The snake says it’s okay. Eve says it’s okay. You’re curious, aren’t you, Adam? Bite it. You bit it, didn’t you? It’s all right; we all make mistakes. Paradise wasn’t all it was cracked up to be, anyway. From now on, you’ll have to make your own way. Just you and Eve and your trusty talking goat sidekick, Phil Collins. The book of Genesis. How bad could it be? Take a bite and find out for yourself. These audiobooks do not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends! 1. Language: English. Narrator: David S. Dear. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/085676/bk_acx0_085676_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
He’s too hot for words.Mia:Alex Lawson might as well be the hottest book boyfriend imaginable. A fun, romantic, possessive, pantie-melting man. And the best part? He’s real. For a girl like me - a slightly awkward book addict - Alex is a dream come true, straight off the pages of my favorite romance novels. But our story is turning into a whirlwind romance - the kind that only exists in books. Are we heading toward our own happily ever after? Or is he too good to be true?Alex:Here’s the thing: I’m not a bad guy. Lying to Mia wasn’t part of the plan. Finding success as a romance author using a female pen name wasn’t part of the plan, either. But sometimes, life takes unexpected turns.Like realizing the woman you’re falling for is your alter ego’s online best friend.Online, she thinks I’m a woman named Lexi. In person, she knows I’m all man. I want to worship her body and claim every inch of her. But if she discovers my secret, I could lose everything.Book Boyfriend is a stand-alone romance with a guaranteed-to-make-you-swoon HEA. It contains mature language and content and is intended for a mature audience. Fair warning, ladies - Alex will melt your panties off, so have an extra pair on hand before you buy. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Stephen Dexter, Maxine Mitchell. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/140468/bk_acx0_140468_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.